Something Old, Something New

I always thought that once I retired, life would be easy. Money was no longer a problem, at least to the extent that I wasn't working for it, my health was better than average, and all seemed to be going well. Having accumulated most the toys a person of my age could enjoy, I was all set to attack the world with renewed vigor...making up for 30 years of 13 hour days from driving a NYC bus. Yeah right.